#2 I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
#4 My parents said that I could be anything I wanted, so I became an asshole.
#5 You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
#7 That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick. And I'm quite pleased with myself.
#8 I'm sorry. You were looking at me and saying things? I wasn't really listening.
#9 I'm too tired to slap you, bash your face up against my palm.
#11 Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
#19 Maybe he caught a disease and died. That'd be so awesome.
#20 Wonder what would happen if we were to drop a cannonball on them.
#23 I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
#30 I know. I know. I'm fucking fabulous.
#33 School is great. There's lots of people to make fun of.
#34 Pissing off the whole planet; one person at a time.
#36 If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
#38 Never settle with words what you can settle with a flame thrower.
#41 I'm not a bitch. I'm THE BITCH.
#42 I don't care if you're offended.
#45 I'm not completely worthless, I can be used as a bad example.
#47 Sometimes I think life would be easier if I weren't so fabulous.
#63 I'm considering nothing less than world domination.
#65 If you want my respect, get on your knees and beg for it.
#68 Don't apologize. It's a sign of weakness.
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# Excuse me but I have minds to twist and values to warp.
# Don't be a hero. It's not covered by the health plan.
# Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I kick your ass at everything
# I'm not perfect. I'm just better than you.
# When in doubt, be a whinny little bitch.
# Yes I'm a bitch. Just not yours.
# And the moral of the story is appreciate what you've got because, basically, I'm fantastic.
# You're all boring and I'm fun.
# He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times!
# Go die, please.
# Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
# Hold on, quiet. Let me ignore you one at a time.
# I would do it, but I'm paralized with not caring so much.
# It's not winning. It's winning ugly what matters.
# Yes, I lie. I'm a bad person. Let's move on.
# If you're not having fun, what's the freakin' point?
# I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
# Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.
# I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
# Oh, look. Just 394840 more days till I start caring what you think.
# Come to the dark side. We have cookies.